Incoherent chatter and stuff.
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation.
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Max Fischer:
And what does that entail?
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
It entails that if you fail another class, you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
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Max Fischer:
In other words, I'll be expelled.
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
That's correct.
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Max Fischer:
Can I see some documentation on that, please?
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[Guggenheim hands him his transcript]
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying
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Max Fischer:
Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job. But the fact is, no matter how hard I try, I still might flunk another class. If that means I have to stay on for a post-graduate year, so be it...
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Dr. Nelson Guggenheim:
- We don't offer a post-graduate year.
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Max Fischer:
Well, we don't offer it yet.
